From Lagos to New York Pt 1

New York!
A city charged with over a million and one lights
Inspiration itself lives here. It’s everywhere, you’ll feel it, you’ll breathe it, it’s just everywhere! From countless streets comes endless chances. It's all in here NEW YORK!

New York. Way back to the O’l school, and up to the Nu, we still hold it down. Let’s go hangout at the SOB. (Sounds of Brazil) who knows, Chiwetel Ejiofor might be there! Trust me a time-out at 40/40 will please Jay Z …of course an autograph won’t be bad at all.


Here’s an advice, staying fresh, nice and out of trouble starts with staying off the Bronx.

Rhythm from beyond.

…even water sef come dey expensive second base jare!
                                                                 - Fela Kuti


Bank MD and other board members fight over 3.5 Million US Dollars (recorded profit)

Two people dey fight for big money the rest
wey dey watch dey hungry
                                              - Fela Kuti


Question: Fela where you dey go?
Answer: Wait make I reach
                                               - Fela Kuti


N250 Standard price for big loaf bread
                                                  - Nigerian Labour Union 2005


Bread go still cost N7 for dis Nigeria
                                                    -Fela Kuti-1979

This lil bits of mine

These little things i say in my head.

 1. The best speech i've heard was made by  
      man who kept his mouth shut.

 2. A friend in need is indeed a nuisance

 3. Show me your landlord, i'll tell you how much you owe him.

 4. If you are interested in monitoring your neigbour's callories, go see his
     dustbin.

5. At10 i told great lies, befor 25 i wrote amazing stories

9ja Police

What do you think would be the
Out-come of a situation like this.


If you had a good sum of money in the trunk of your car and you are driving through a lonely road at a dead time of the night. Just  few yards ahead, you would see the glimmer of torch lights ahead. Of course it’s either the police or the other guys. Let’s just say we are lucky this time, it’s the police.


The first is that they’ll ask you to pull-over (Pack!)

Next, you’ll hear is inner light!

Then, he( the police man) bends over by the driver’s side glass, so that you can see his blood-shut eyes and also get a feel of his marijuana infested breath. He’ll ask for your driving license, engine number, fire extinguisher, the head lights, although they saw your headlights from afar.


Finally he will ask to see the trunk

Right there he'll see this huge amount of money , running into six zeros and two commas.(millions)Meanwhile, you are just there all alone with the police, fully armed with guns staring at  you dengeriously with his blood shut eyes,smelling of a local dry gin .No onlookers, nobody drives by, not even a sound. It’s just you, them and Two Hundred Million Naira in your trunk.

Now, what do you think will be the outcome of a situation like this?