This lil bits of mine

These little things i say in my head.

 1. The best speech i've heard was made by  
      man who kept his mouth shut.

 2. A friend in need is indeed a nuisance

 3. Show me your landlord, i'll tell you how much you owe him.

 4. If you are interested in monitoring your neigbour's callories, go see his
     dustbin.

5. At10 i told great lies, befor 25 i wrote amazing stories

9ja Police

What do you think would be the
Out-come of a situation like this.


If you had a good sum of money in the trunk of your car and you are driving through a lonely road at a dead time of the night. Just  few yards ahead, you would see the glimmer of torch lights ahead. Of course it’s either the police or the other guys. Let’s just say we are lucky this time, it’s the police.


The first is that they’ll ask you to pull-over (Pack!)

Next, you’ll hear is inner light!

Then, he( the police man) bends over by the driver’s side glass, so that you can see his blood-shut eyes and also get a feel of his marijuana infested breath. He’ll ask for your driving license, engine number, fire extinguisher, the head lights, although they saw your headlights from afar.


Finally he will ask to see the trunk

Right there he'll see this huge amount of money , running into six zeros and two commas.(millions)Meanwhile, you are just there all alone with the police, fully armed with guns staring at  you dengeriously with his blood shut eyes,smelling of a local dry gin .No onlookers, nobody drives by, not even a sound. It’s just you, them and Two Hundred Million Naira in your trunk.

Now, what do you think will be the outcome of a situation like this?