Wednesday, August 4, 2010

9ja Police











What do you think would be the
Out-come of a situation like this.


If you had a good sum of money in the trunk of your car and you are driving through a lonely road at a dead time of the night. Just  few yards ahead, you would see the glimmer of torch lights ahead. Of course it’s either the police or the other guys. Let’s just say we are lucky this time, it’s the police.


The first is that they’ll ask you to pull-over (Pack!)

Next, you’ll hear is inner light!

Then, he( the police man) bends over by the driver’s side glass, so that you can see his blood-shut eyes and also get a feel of his marijuana infested breath. He’ll ask for your driving license, engine number, fire extinguisher, the head lights, although they saw your headlights from afar.


Finally he will ask to see the trunk

Right there he'll see this huge amount of money , running into six zeros and two commas.(millions)Meanwhile, you are just there all alone with the police, fully armed with guns staring at  you dengeriously with his blood shut eyes,smelling of a local dry gin .No onlookers, nobody drives by, not even a sound. It’s just you, them and Two Hundred Million Naira in your trunk.

Now, what do you think will be the outcome of a situation like this?

2 comments:

  1. With deep sense of lost, we wish to announce the death of our brother who was shot by unknown gunmen. That is the most likely outcome in naija. Pimpim

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  2. Person wey wear black shirt, black trouser,black shoe and black baret come hold long gun and six-battery torchlight. Evensef use black glasses cover eye go block road with moto wey dem write FIRW FOR FIRE.We no even know who be thief sef.

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